My girlfriend never ceases to amaze me. She’s always bitching about the fact that we do not spend enough quality time together, but whenever I decide to give in to her rants, she wants to switch on Flavor Flav and his VH1 circus show. I mean who really gives a damn about whether this troll finds love or not? I certainly don’t. So imagine me having to give my girl some space when she’s watching this fool. Unbelievable.